1. Smoking a cigar and standing next to a gay nightclub dancer? Classy!
2. This gun and pregnancy theme is scary
3. Someone stop these people from reproducing.
4. Just popping down to the hospital darling!
5. What a horrific dream I had
6. The photographer must be either blind or perverted.
7. Gin? Why not. I’m only pregnant. It’s not like I’m on antibiotics!
8. This is one for the family album
9. I love you honey! But not as much as this 19″ Goodyear winter tyre.
10. Damn! I’ve been caught!
11. What the fuck is it with all these pregnant women and guns!?
12. This was clearly his idea.
13. Just plain awful
14. Pregnant with a dolphin
16. This woman doesn’t know who the father is. It’s one of the guys on the building site I suppose.
17. Instead of the ice bucket challenge, these guys are doing the “amniotic fluid challenge”
18. I’m wrestling with my emotions to try and find words to describe this mess.
19. Horrifically bad and wrong.
20. Oh fuck off!
21. The social trend of planking isn’t just for Facebook retards, but also from retarded pregnant women!
22. The poor horse
23. I do hope that isn’t a tattoo and that isn’t the father.
24. Not sure which one is the woman to be honest.
26. Just a normal day bathing in the local canal.
27. I would sack the dress maker. No actually have her taken out!
28. Not your normal playboy bunny
29. In years to come the child will look back on his mother and father and think “Thank god they died before I got into high school”
30. Sick bitch
31. Ironic, as this was the same place and position they conceived.
32. Call me crazy, but they are not child bearing hips.
33. HAHAHA!!! I get what they tried to do there!
35. As you can see, the parents are over the moon at the prospect of producing another son like their first born.
36. The rule in this house hold is that everyone must be topless and wearing 501s at all times.
37. This doesn’t surprise me. Germans are odd.
38. Wow! That is one huge woman!
39. Wake up! Where at a photo shoot FFS!
40. To hell with the cost of cling film!
41. Now that’s some awesome photoshop work there!
42. God help this child!
43. I am speechless
44. This pregnant woman had a craving to eat other pregnant women.
45. You forgot to mention all the pizza, fried chicken and curry
46. And if by magic, my wife is pregnant! *Just got back from a 9 month magic tour*
47. Fuck her, Look at my muscles!
48. I’m surprised anyone would have messed with you sexually in the first place!
49. No more, from you! Maybe some other guy though.
50. It’s all about the baby, remember?
51. Cute name
52. The baby will deliver itself
53. The dog can’t believe its his
54. This baby is one in a long line of fucktards
55. Just weird
56. Who’s idea was this?
57. Please stop this type of thing
59. After this photo shoot, I’m going to beat the living shit out of you for getting me to do this photo shoot
60. The best thing I’ve ever seen. She must be pregnant in her ass.
62. The photographer didn’t have a chair for her to sit on
63. The most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen
64. Her stomach is the size of a Death Star!
65. The doctor was late, so the kids had to deliver the baby
66. Oh look! It’s Gareth from The Office
67. It was a tough pregnancy, but we’re getting there!
68. I have no words
69. I wish this was my baby.
71. Fucking weird
72. He’s clearly not a doctor
73. It’ll probably be more like a medicine ball rather than a baseball darling
74. Expressing the joys of pregnancy through dance
75. Marvin had a fetish for stalking pregnant women
76. It’s nippy out there!
77. Ariel get’s impregnated by one of the seven dwarfs
78. Who painted that? A blind man on a galloping horse?
79. Oh god!
80. They use some really strange equipment nowadays to get the baby out
81. David is still not sure what that swelling is.
82. A man who wears eye-liner isn’t capable of producing a child. FACT
83. Whoever’s idea this pose was is a genius / pervert
84. Proof that any guy, no matter how ugly, can get a chick pregnant.
Thanks to AFP